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Countdown

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Size: 117k
Purpose: Now you too can impersonate Richard Whitely
Requirements: RISC OS 3
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: One of the few programs that Carol Vorderman isn't in!

This program simulates the clock on the Channel 4 TV programme "Countdown", including the music as the time limit ticks away! Now you too can sing along to that great tune - dum dum, dum dum, der-da-der dum - plooom!


Cupid 2

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Size: 44k
Purpose: Computer dating?
Requirements: RISC OS 3
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: Nifty animated icon

The sequel to Cupid, first featured in Acorn User magazine. Just enter two names and the program will calculate how much they love or hate eachother. It's highly accurate of course.


Severed Hand

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Size: 10k
Purpose: Gory mouse pointer
Requirements: RISC OS 3
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: There's more blood than in "Hamsters"!

Turns your mouse pointer into a hand that drips blood all over the screen!


Faulty Mouse

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Size: 8k
Purpose: Desktop silly
Requirements: RISC OS 3
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: Not just a simple reverse movement

Makez yer mouse go all funni! Note that it doesn't just reverse the direction the pointer moves in - that's much too easy for the user to handle! No, Faulty Mouse keeps randomly switching between the black and white of normal and reverse gears, and all the shades of grey inbetween! Annoying to say the least, and therefore highly recommended (I'd imagine) by Jeremy Beadle...


Query Box

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Size: 12k
Purpose: Trick question
Requirements: RISC OS 3
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: Ooooh, the comedy!

A daft little program to annoy people. I can't really explain it here because that would spoil the joke! A forthcoming version will include a timer option. Possibly. If I could be bothered.


Smashing PC's

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Size: 29k
Purpose: Re-live Acorn World '96
Requirements: Protective goggles to protect you from flying glass
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: It's what you've always wanted to do

A program inspired by the PC demolition area at Acorn World '96. Yes, this program shows a cartoon of a Risc PC controlled mallet flying around smashing up all those horridible PCs. I was going to make this into a screensaver, but at the moment it isn't. Oh well.


Waffle

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Size: 16k
Purpose: Talking rubbish
Requirements: RISC OS 3
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: The features that stand out

Waffle uses highly advanced artifical-intelligence routines (read as "chosen at random") to vividly recreate real human speech patterns, producing vaguely humourous yet (usually) grammatically correct sentences.


Spider

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Size: 34k
Purpose: Desktop arachnids
Requirements: RISC OS 3
Licence: Freeware
Outstanding feature: Anoraknaphobia

This program adds a friendly little spider to your iconbar. You can drag her into windows where she will happily spin you a web, or you can select the 'plughole' option for a more creepy effect... :-)

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