The X Files

You turn on the TV and flick through the channels. This being America, it takes you two hours to get through all the stations before reaching Channel 2031 News.

You watch a live news broadcast, recorded earlier, of the UFO hovering above the Statue of Liberty, but find your eyes drawn towards a lone figure at the foot of the statue.

The haunting music dubbed in later in the editing studio indicates this must be important.
X Fly out immediately to investigate.
X Watch that episode of Friends they're repeating on USA Gold.