The X Files

You catch a flight to New York and find yourself in a plane full of holiday makers. A fat messy baby is sat on your right, eating chocolate, and keeps hitting you on the head with its rattle. You wish you could have taken an upgrade, but the FBI's budget's been cut this year, so you're stuck in pauper class.

After five hours you realise you need to answer an, er.. call of nature.
X Try to hold on till the plane lands.
X Squeeze past all the passengers and find the toilet.