You knew it! If it wasn't for that turbulence you might have been able to hold on and control yourself, but now you're sat there with a large wet patch all over your frontage.

How can you carry on your investigations like this? What would Scully think? In shame you quit the X Files, and your casting in the series is replaced by Agent Suitcase who rake in far more viewers than you ever did.

You become a minor TV celebrity and end up on the panel of Through The Keyhole and presenting Daz adverts. You are a failure.