The X Files

Inside the tabacconists you are suprised to discover the Hamlet Cigar Smoking Man, puffing away (so to speak).
X Ask him what he's doing here.
X Warn him about the dangers of smoking, and what would his mother say if she found out, and it's not worth it, and once you've started it's impossible to give up, and.... (rant rant rant)
X Run!