The X Files

"It's simple," says Skinny. "Helmut disguised himself as the Statue of Liberty! That's why, when everyone went to see the UFO, they went to the wrong statue!"

"You mean, the UFO was real, and it'll still be there, at the real Statue of Liberty...?" you ask.

"Yes!" says Skinny.

"So, that means the aliens' five week deadline before destroying the Earth is nearly over!" says Scoulder.

"How long do we have?" you ask.

Scoulder looks at the calender, then the clock, then says "About twenty seconds..."
X Panic! Scream! Arrrgh! Help! Somebody save us!